1) The Tenenbomb is a complex weave of fine Libyan yack fleece and spun glass. (SB FUN FACT - Few realize the Libyan yack is actually a distant, more intoxicated cousin of the responsible and refined Tibetan yak.) These materials were hand-picked to provide a warm, wind-resistant base with laser-sharp needles of glass as an accent. Harvesting muddled blue macaws for the blue dye and filtered peasant blood for the red dye, the Tenenbomb has a brilliant aesthetic and a deep, musky odor. 2) The Tenenbomb was developed in a secret Soviet laboratory somewhere near the earth’s core. Originally tasked with discovering an eco-friendly way to reverse the Mayan calendar and avert the planet's imminent demise on December 21, 2012, the lab switched to a more worker-friendly schedule when scientists began migrating to Google. One of the changes instituted allowed employees to spend up to 20% of their time working on their own projects. From a project management point-of-view, the Politburo hoped this approach would act as an incubator for new ideas that would ultimately benefit the New Soviet Man and crush the West. As it turns out, however, scientists in a secret, underground lab are less interested in developing satellite-destroying lasers and distillation systems that turn water into vodka as they are in making iPhone apps that track sex-offenders and super sweet sweatbands. Hence, the Tenenbomb. 3) The Tenenbomb is available to everyone who isn't afraid to love. We recommend an open heart and mind when you embark on this journey. Search for joy in everyday occurrences. Start a blog. Volunteer. Pop on your Tenenbomb and look at the world through the eyes of an innocent, developmentally-disabled child. As you run through the tall grass, eating bugs and licking dogs, you'll realize something… You’ve actually owned a Tenenbomb all along, it was in your heart.
E**R
This headband; it DELIVERS
Only one word truly depicts the uncanny abilities of The Tenenbomb; Legendary.When SweetBands created the 8th wonder of the world, I wasn't sure if I was ready to harness the power it would bring me. After owning The Tenenbomb for a week, I'll say no one can be ready for it, but wow, Legendary.The Libyan yack fleece brings total comfort to the wearer. The Tenenbomb frames my face really adding to the sexiness of my face. It's timeless look satisfies even the most classic looking faces.However, The Tenenbomb goes so much further than looks and feel. The Tenenbomb grew confidence in me. I could feel myself becoming a better human being. Since wearing The Tenenbomb, I have helped multiple elderly ladies cross the street, saved 4 stray dogs, and learned two foreign languages.But let me go back to the beginning. The Tenenbomb was delivered so fast I swear it must have sprouted wings and flown itself to my doorstep. It was packaged with so much care that I almost felt bad removing the wrapping. Luckily I did because now I don't leave home without it.I had no idea how much more satisfying activities can be with this headband. I can play basketball without sweat in my face. WOW. I actually upped my benchpress max by 30 lbs just by wearing The Tenenbomb. WHAT? Yes. There's not a better band on the market, and honestly, there isn't a better piece of clothing out there. This is a DONT MISS buy.
S**R
Too small for adult male head. Good product if you don't mind a headache.
Too small
N**M
Do Not Buy. Tourniquet for Human Skull.
This product as absolutely too small for an adult human head of any size. I read other reviews saying so and, in my hope/arrogance, I thought a few big-headed people were being whiny. Nope. This this is a torniquete for the human skull and no wishful thinking is going to make this thing comfortable on a human bean. I would give this product zero stars if I could since it's not even usable as advertised. Also, the packaging inside came with a photo of a statue of a nude woman in a pornographic position.
C**E
Love the headband, disappointed in society
Headband is great. As far as headband functionality, I would say it isn't worse or better than the average headband. As far as looks go, I'm very happy with it. I seriously have a beard and hair almost exactly the same as Luke Wilson in Royal Tenenbaums. I wear this, and my friend who is a big RT fan didn't even recognize it. I wear it to the gym a lot too, and have gotten NO comments on how it's the same one Richie Tenenbaum wears, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE SAME HEADBAND, HAIRSTYLE, AND BEARD.Needless to say, I'm disappointed in society.I mean, everyone knows I look exactly like Richie Tenenbaum. But what this review pre-supposes is that, maybe I don't?
J**K
Way too small for most adults
While Richie Tenebaum was of frail build, most adults are not. This and the "Drunk" band that I received are both so small that I am going to give them to my friend's 5 and 7 year old boys for Halloween costume use. The stitching is great, the colors didn't bleed in the wash, overall sturdy quality, but they do not grow 3 sizes like the Grinch's heart. These are snug enough that they stretch and cling to my forearms. Maybe these are meant for a new fashion trend in child pageantry?
G**N
All the 70s/80s Borg/McEnroe coolness you could never experience because you weren't alive or that cool, now in handy mail order
Question: Do you like Piña Coladas? How about getting caught in the rain?Wear this, and experience an immediate 10%+/-5 increase in your base hip rating.Answer: When you get caught between the moon and New York City, the best that you can do is buy this sweatband.Pair with the "gardenia" Fila retro wrist bands and whoa now you're feeling subconsciously compelled to drink Perrier and buy some Blu Blockers. Caution: Frequent use of this product may result in riding a Craigslist 10-speed bike or buying a Karmann Ghia.Learn to play some lead guitar; don't get caught underage in some funky bar... WITHOUT THIS SWEATBAND!!!The terrycloth is a must for me, soaks up all the sweat I can muster while swinging my Wilson T2000. It's snug if you have a large head (mine larger than most for sure) but is still comfy.To summarize: If you will stand in the rain on the corner and watch the people go shuffling downtown, you really should own this.
J**'
Home Sweat Home
I received my sweatband several weeks ago. It is awesome! I bought it mainly for when I get intimate with the ladies. You see, I sweat so much that it just pours off my head right into my lover's eyes, ears, nose, and mouth: GROSS! I mean, I wouldn't want that! Plus my pH balance is very acidic and can damage contact lenses, invisible style braces, pearl earrings, and, quite unfortunately, latex!But I hexed no longer due to the amazing new invention of the sweatband! Simply take the band, stretch it slightly, and gently ease it on your head, much like a stocking cap only with this useful item, there's no top!!! For maximum absorption I suggest placement just above the brow, which is a little lower than mid forehead for most non-Neanderthal humanoids. THIS WILL KEEP THE GROSS SWEAT FROM DRIPPING ONTO YOUR LOVERS FACE (OR BACK OF HEAD) DURING INTAMACY and therefore makes you a slightly less disgusting partner than you were prior to owning a sweatband.
A**Y
Tight
This is a particularly snug headband. it does look like the one in the movie, but I can't imagine it would fit Ben Stiller's big head. Works great at stopping sweat. might also stop the circulation in your face. i have a medium sized head, so if you think you have a big head I'd look elsewhere.
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